As I say to my kinder all the time, just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean "they" are not out to get me.
Found myself staring at the "made in China" little Christmas mugs we recently unpacked from the decoration storage boxes.
Me: "Entling no. 2, go to the hardware store and get one of those "lead testing kits."
Entling no. 2, after returning from store with said kit and carefully following directions to use it: "Uh-oh, the strips are all turning pink!"
Onomatopoeia : "chunk-clink"--sound of mugs hitting the trash bin.
Check your holiday ware!